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*Dialogue

CHAD:
Nobody’s perfect. 
I am not perfect. 

Though I take after the best of the best,
I am not flawless
, and I take solace
,
knowing that everyone fails the test.

*Dialogue


Even the greatest to walk the earth,

Made a mistake shortly afterbirth,
Now we’re all thinking of afterbirth.

*BRIAN
Afterbirth? Like placenta?

CHAD:
Yes. That's gross, and that’s my mistake.

I’m close, but I’m not perfect.

So give me a break. 




Mother Teresa, she talked too much.
Ghandi was a tattle tale.
Jesus was a name dropper.

COAL:
Brian sometimes I read your mail.

*Dialogue

COAL:

Nobody’s Perfect
.
I am not Perfect.
But I’m trying my best, my friends.

No one is flawless, and I take solace,

knowing that it is alright in the end.

*Dialogue

COAL:
Even the greatest to walk the land,
made a mistake, and it wasn’t planned
.
Now I think that we all understand,

BRIAN:
*No! Earlier when you said afterbirth, did you mean Placenta?

CHAD:
Yes. It was gross, and I messed up,
I’ve made mistakes, and that is tough.

I’m close, but I’m not perfect
.
But I’m close enough.

*Dialogue

CHAD:
I'm so close, so close to being perfect, but just not quite there.

*Dialogue

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from AMERICAN SMOOTHIE: Original Cast Recording, released September 23, 2014

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AMERICAN SMOOTHIE: A Fresh New Musical Comedy

This is the first full-length musical from the writing team of Nick Jester and David von Kampen.

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