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JERRY:
*Dialogue

I want you, I need you, in my mouth.

My body’s a compass, and you’re heading South. 

Slide under my tonsils, because you’re my type.

Go down my esophagus, avoid my windpipe. 

Oh no! I’m choking, I need your help!

I’m not joking, I'm choking, I need your help!

I’m dying, I’m trying, not to die! 

American Smoothie tastes great, give it a try!



*Dialogue


You need a something, that I recommend.
Something to be with, and play pretend.
You need a something, that I recommend.
Who needs a smoothie, when you got a friend.

*Dialogue

There’s a new smoothie place in town 

You mean the one that’s been here for 7 years?
Yeah, I guess it’s not new at all. 

That’s okay, do you wanna make out? 



*Dialogue


Hey you, Hey you, you could use a smoothie
.
Come cool off with us!
Hey you, hey you, you could use a smoothie. 

Please stop cheating on your husband.

*Dialogue



Our fruit is fresh, we chop up
.
It’s good to go in your smoothie cup.

Come on in, and take a bite, and then your

choking, your choking, I need your help!


I'm choking, I'm choking, I need your help!



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from AMERICAN SMOOTHIE: Original Cast Recording, released September 23, 2014

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AMERICAN SMOOTHIE: A Fresh New Musical Comedy

This is the first full-length musical from the writing team of Nick Jester and David von Kampen.

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