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VEGETABLE GOBLINS:
Black Beans, Collared Greens
Vegetarian Cuisine.
Split Peas, Cottage Cheese,
I would like some tofu please.
No meat, no meat,
that diet is obsolete.
Creamed corn, Cream puff,
oh I think I’ve had enough.
JERRY:
I can not be with you, Samantha.
It’s just not how I was raised.
I can not be with you Samantha.
My soul mate must be braised.
You’re nice, you’re smart, you’re hot, you’re smart.
You’re all of the above,
but Samantha
is forbidden love.
We speak different languages.
We eat different sandwiches.
I don’t know what your language is.
I can’t see the advantages.
I can not be with you Samantha,
though that is hard to swallow.
It’s like jerky chew, Samantha,
It would be hard for you to swallow.
You’re cute, you’re hot, you’re smart, but cute.
You’re all of the above,
but Samantha
is forbidden love.
I see a life without a brisket,
the life of a vegetarian.
Well I could never ever risk it,
I swore I'd never marry one.
I can not be with you Samantha,
I simply can’t provide
the solution sweet Samantha,
and that hurts me deep inside.
You’re nice, you’re hot, you’re hot, you’re hot
you’re all of the above,
but
Samantha
is forbidden,
Samantha is forbidden love.
VEGETABLE GOBLINS:
Black Beans, Collared Greens
Vegetarian Cuisine.
Split Peas, Cottage Cheese,
I would like some tofu please.
No meat, no meat,
that diet is obsolete.
Creamed corn, Cream puff,
oh I think I’ve had
SAMANTHA:
enough!
JERRY:
I can not be with you Samantha,
though I wish I could.
I want to be with you Samantha.
This tastes really good.
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