lyrics
JERRY:
The office is saved, we didn’t explode.
Morale is way up, 'cause we didn’t explode.
SAMANTHA:
After today, I don’t think it’s absurd
to be attracted my boss, who’s attracted to birds.
BRIAN:
It feels pretty good to save the day.
It feels pretty good to behave this way.
Say what you will, but no one can deny-
ENSEMBLE:
We didn’t die, we survived!
You never know how far you’ll go until you try.
Life’s a crazy journey, and it can be a hard drive
,
but when you almost get blown up
,
you’re glad to be alive.
BRIE:
I’ve been undercover for far too long,
maybe this is where I belong.
JOHN GRISHAM:
To celebrate justice from this crime,
my books are half off, for a limited time.
BRIAN:
It feels pretty good to save the day.
COAL:
Let’s not forget that I also saved the day.
Say what you will, but no one can deny.
ENSEMBLE:
We didn’t die, we survived!
You never know how far you’ll go until you try.
Life’s a crazy journey, and it can be a hard drive.
But when you almost get blown up,
you’re glad to be alive.
We take the taste of freedom,
and we blend it up.
We give it back to the people,
in a styrofoam cup.
The fruits of our labor
are sweet and juicy.
And
I’m proud to be an American
at American Smoothie.
We didn’t die, we survived!
You never know how far you’ll go until you try.
Life’s a crazy journey, and it can be a hard drive.
But when you almost get blown up,
you’re glad to be alive.
BRIAN & BRIE:
Something deep inside of me
simply can’t deny,
we didn’t die.
*Dialogue
BRIAN:
Everything’s going perfect, I’ve never felt this way.
I’m a brand new person, and my time starts today, it’s my time!
ENSEMBLE:
We think you are awesome, Brian is the coolest guy.
Let’s get together and hang out sometime.
JERRY:
I think you’re great!
BRIE:
I am falling in love.
GRISHAM:
My books are changing the world.
SAMANTHA:
He’s so good at his job.
*Fast overlapping lines.
JERRY:
This tastes really-
ENSEMBLE:
good!
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